Alice came to a fork in the road.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire Cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat;
"It doesn't matter."

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It's 11 in the morning, and I am officially zonked, yo.

I swear- alarm clocks have this thing against me. Don't ask me what kinduv thing. 'Cos they just have a thing.
And mine NEVER wakes me up. And I MEAN never. I've changed its batteries and checked its hour hand and checked its minute hand and even sent it for counselling...and does it work? Does it even bother to sing a single bar of its annoyingly chirpy ringtune; for all my efforts?

Ze answer is a big fat no.

Pffffft.

Anyway yeah, so I'm zonked out right now. I got up to go to the gym this morning with the Grammies [YES! My grammies are the awesomeness! :}] at 6.30 am, and then I got in a two and a half hour workout. 'Course it wasn't ALL cardio- [that would be the most sadistic way of killing someone- haul them on a treadmill and leave them there for two and a half hours, sure.] I did an hour of cardio; and an hour-and-a-half of resistance training.
I was tempted to try out le Oto Flabelos machine at the gym again; but I didn't 'cuz I feel uber ick on it.
...Like a blob of human jello.
-Plus the trainer always gives me this weird look whenever I try the Flabelos thing- which is, like, weird.

[But 'course, I can't really blame him. I mean, ANYONE would be stunned into staring, if they happened to catch sight of a lifesized blob of human jello attempting to use the Oto Flabelos yeah.]

Annnnnyway. That's the update for t'day.
Mel, Maxy and I went out to watch Eragon yesterday. [...NIC! YOU PWNED ON US, YOU MEAN MATH WEIRDO!]
...Maxy and I both got Spongebob Squarepants shirts. :] Bright yellllohhhh ones.
And yes, I am indeed an ardent hater of Spongebob Squarepants.
I think he's annoying.
But the shirt was so annoying that it was cute and naturally EVERYONE knows Cara is cute; [Maxy too, or so she claims] so why should Cara not have a Spongebob Squarepants shirt to match her insanely annoyingly cute personality?

...Never doubt my logic, loves.

Yeah, but I digress. Spongebob has nuffink to do with Eragon.
Eragon was basically a teenage-ified version of LotR; or at least, that was my take on the movie. Typical fantasy plot, although I must say that I'm envious of Chris Paolini for getting his book into the bestseller list at fifteen. Meh.
Eragon himself was King Peteresque eye candy- I never realized how cute he was until I actually watched the movie for myself. Arya was neat-kinduv a pintsized, redheaded version of Arwen with enviably toned arms. [I bet that girl works out at the gym every other day!]
...I absolutely loved the dialogue, though. Some of the lines were eggstremely but adorably corny, emg, I'm surprised nobody stood up in the middle of the movie and hollered "Wheat intolerance!".

I liked it, though. :T
I am a person with a high threshold for corny things.
And I am not intolerant to wheat.

...Ahem. Yes, so tomorrow I'm leaving for Bali, and shall not write again until after Christmas! Gaspshockhorrorhowcanthisbe?!

I would like to say that I'll be coming back darker and leaner. I know I'll definitely come back darker since I tan annoyingly easily; but I'm not so sure about 'leaner', since they don't have a gym there. ...But I may go for runs by the beach, and maybe forcibly get myself into the pool.
...Orrrr maybe I'll just give myself a break and veg out by the pool. :]
Yes, I like the sound of that.

So therefore, m'loves, I shall come back to you darker.

Much darker.

Remind me to apply sunblock, please.

...I shall scoot off now. I'm infinitely happy [although zonked] 'cuz I'm going to get a mani, pedi, and a new hairstyle later on with my Gram and Mummy, huzzah! ...I've never done a mani or pedi in my life [I don't reckon the ones we do at sleepovers count], and right now my poor nails are HISTORY. They need some TLC.
Aaand of course, you can never experiment with too many hairstyles.

[...That is, provided you have a sufficient amount of hair to cater to this expense.]

Till then, Her Royal Elfiness must regretfully take her leave; and will miss you all dreadfully.

<3